Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021

Gym (sexual connotation)

The "Gym" is also referred to as the love-making room. When people say this, they most likely mean the actual physical epicenters where one works out. However, when in a sexual context, like fingers shaking, one could assume that the speaker is talking sexually about their partner.

"Luc at the gym yesterday was vibrating"
"Uhhhh what? That is weird to say, I don't go this far with Ella"
"He was working out 😏, can you not tell I am using the Gym (sexual connotation)"

by kilm skiul March 26, 2023

Gym Floor Syndrome

When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.

Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.

Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.

by sm4k September 14, 2009

Boner in Gym Class

Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.

Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"

by atrain595 June 1, 2011

Gym Teacher-ing

Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.

I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.

"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend

"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me

by Regs99 April 29, 2010

posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

gym gorilla

A Gym gorilla is a guy that is very buff and muscular this type of guy has a lot of confidence and he is addicted to working out he would doing anything to get big strong he often looks very angry and he loves showing off and since he is desperate to get bigger and bigger he takes steroids all gym gorillas takes steroids that is why all of them have little penises just like a gorilla .A gym gorillas goes to the gym everyday and stays there for a very long time he is addicted to the gym and he always makes time to go there it is almost like he lives there .There arms are very big and muscular and they usually have big chest and there neck are swollen with vein popping out but there lower body is not in the best shape the have no six pack they either have a gut belly or or just a regular stomach there leg are not in shape at all .

Chad goes to the gym everyday man is he a gym gorilla !

Look at that guy he never leaves the gym what a gym gorilla !

by lwober July 19, 2011