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guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.
by flomause June 20, 2010
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Guinells

Nickname for someone who looks alot like a Guineapig.

Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.

A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Girl: Awww Guinells is so cute!

Guinells: Dude, shut the hell up!
by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
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gitel

A white person that constantly appropriates black and hispanic culture.
“This lil white girl really acting a gitel.”
“Sheesh mad gitels up in this bitch today”
by reppingvlone February 6, 2021
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vice guide

the health cells of fun and communication in the indie and punk scene.
vice guide to sex, drugs, and rock n roll (a.k.a. the bible)
by naofn! July 13, 2006
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TV Guide Purse

Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.

TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
Jon took his TV Guide Purse with him on the train, filled with feminine products and cheap beer.
by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011
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guatemalan mudslide

Very similar to the Asian Thunderstorm. When a guy cums on a girls face and then goes lay a fart in her mouth, but instead shits in her mouth.
While eating hot wings and drinking cheap beer, Janet was begging me to give her an Asian Thunderstorm. Later that night I did, but she wound up with a Guatemalan Mudslide instead.
by Jamdog October 21, 2007
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