Groin Nipple

A penis small enough to resemble a nipple on a man's crotch area.

'Dude everyone seen those Snapchats you sent to Jacinta last night, total groin nipple!'

by TheDonFada May 4, 2017

Gronk

A word used by uneducated people to try and insult someone who is clearly of a higher intelligence

Shut up ya gronk

by RealestOzz June 12, 2017

Gronkle

A man who is a bit of a creep.
Can also be described as a gay male who is hiding his sexuality.

Me: You're such a gronkle!
Him: I'm not gay!

Me: You're such a gronkle!
Him: I'm not a creep.

by Louiswelsh August 30, 2017

Gronk

A word used to describe someone annoying and/or disgusting. Can be used instead of swearing.

*Throws food at you*

What the frick! Don't be such a gronk!

by SirCrabTheThird November 8, 2017

Gronkadonk

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.

Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)

by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018

Gronkology

Oncology nurse's fantasy football team.

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!

by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018