Griffin

He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.

John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)

by Godlover505 February 20, 2020

peter griffin

epic and swag go gay yourself

peter griffin is my dad

by gay die October 26, 2018

gryffen

This is the type of guy who's pretty out going and athletic. When it comes to dating girls he will date the most beautiful girl just to show her off but cheat on her with a regular hoe. He knows what he has but he will truly do anything to get some. He will often run back to his girl and smooth talk the shit out of her just for the enjoyment. When in reality the only thing he be lovin is that booty.But around his friends he's the life of the party

Hey! Gryffen your new girlfriend has That booty.

by Justaveragefukboys November 17, 2017

griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn

Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself

by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014

Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy

I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"

by knickntio July 10, 2009

Meg Griffin

The UGLIEST thing in the world.

Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.

She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.

"Dyane, that girl looks like Meg Griffin - Gross"

-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"

by WOWAHWOOWAH October 27, 2009