Greg

Awesome kid with a fucking huge dick that penetrates any bitch with maximum brutality,and is just a great person

Man:That greg is fucking awesome
Woman:especially in bed, I can barely walk after last night!

by Awesome gman June 14, 2014

gregging

To intentionally ignore someone. Typically because they have annoyed you.

Girl 1: You still talking to that guy we met?
Girl 2: No, he is so annoying, he won't leave me alone. I am totally gregging him.

by got-gregged January 10, 2011

Greg Oden Syndrome

Somebody who looks way older then what they really are

Steve: "Christina looks 38 years old"
John: "Dude, shes 19 years old"
Steve: "What the fuck! Does she have Greg Oden Syndrome?"
John: "Yea"

by Bananasplit1075 March 12, 2011

gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

old greg

a hot ass british scally man fish who loves baileys

"omg look at that guy, hes such an old greg"

by bob metjian June 24, 2008

Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

Greg is wrong

A term that refers to an occasion were by people who use this phrase are them themselves wrong. as Greg like Chuck Norris is infallible and never EVER wrong.

Torquay and Torbay are seperate. Greg is wrong. Fail.

by Sheep is a twat. August 8, 2010