Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.
Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.
by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019
Get the Granny Guanomug. He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!
by Gregs Web November 30, 2015
Get the grannie snatchmug. The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.
by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011
Get the the granny stainmug. (Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
Get the granny shoppingmug. by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021
Get the Granny punannymug. by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021
Get the UK grannymug. by namesrevil November 1, 2010
Get the Granny Packingmug.