gradeworm

Persons who lack natural intelligence that believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.

After the gradeworm failed to get straight A+s, his mother bashed him for 9 hours with a saucepan.

by I am Dog August 28, 2005

Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

5th grade boner

jsut like 5th grade when all the blood rushes to your dick but ur dick itsnt fully devloped yet

Dang, Kate just showed me her boobs and now i got a 5th grade boner.

by laxbro99 November 30, 2011

gradeaux

pronounced (grah-doo)

similar to 'crud'. anything gross, dirty, dried-up stickiness, or nasty stuff that has become attached to something else.

someone splashed mud on me and now i have this gradeaux on my arm.

i have gradeaux on my teeth...didn't brush 'em this morning.

by linzzbob October 5, 2009

gradexist

like sexist or racist, gradexist is a person that looks down upon people in a younger grade at school or at work.

"piss off, freshman!"
"your so gradexist."

by yellowchewy August 4, 2009

6th Grade Boys

They are complete assholes who just want attention from the girls with their stupid “that’s what she said” jokes.

6th grade girl: hey, Lilly can I talk to you?
Lilly: Sure
6th grade boys: LESBIANS

6th grade girl: Stop
6th grade boys: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

6th grade girl: this is why nobody likes you obnoxious assholes!

by anonymous1.0 March 11, 2019

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012