goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

goobeln

To ponder in extreme depth.

Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.

by Canis Write May 22, 2010

Gombie

Noun
A person who eats an excessive amount of food that is not their own or that is meant to be shared by a group

Verb
the act of eating an excessive amount of food that is not your own or that is meant to be shared

"Wtf Corey?! Don't be a gombie with the m&ms!"

"Jackie don't gombie all the cheese fries"

by O3shelly January 19, 2016

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goobber gobbler

a gay male - a chick that gives a lot of head,speaking of" head " i should hit the sticky before I put this word in a sentence.

while blazing with my bro Double D,he informed me his x-boss was a goobber gobbler like my sister

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017