Pot Goblin 

Someone who's really stingy with their weed. Should another person have the misfortune of expressing a desire to share said weed, they are met with coldness and greed at the cruel hands of the pot goblin.

Pot Goblins usually resemble a typical pothead with a dirty ski cap loosely containing their greasy, mop-style haircut. However, they have an impish gleam in their eyes when looking at their cache of pot, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

"Hey, Brad won't share any of his weed!"

"Dude, don't be a fucking pot goblin!"

Pot Goblin by Alvin Poppincock September 30, 2009

cunt goblin 

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

cunt goblin by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009

scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

scheme goblin by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

ghetto goblin 

very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change and CD's out of my car?

ghetto goblin by M. Logan November 12, 2008

Mind Goblin 

A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.

Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.

Mind Goblin by Mitral_ January 2, 2021

nose goblin 

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

nose goblin by spanky July 10, 2003

squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

squat goblin by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007