Goals

Shane Dawson

"If you google search goals you just see pictures of me"

by Abbigailmarie13 June 18, 2017

Goali

The act of making love while both partners are blindfolded, while trying to get in position first time.

Jane: What did you do last night? Susie: Me and jack did it goali, but he missed

by Kuros September 23, 2007

Goals

Katlyn

Katlyn is GOALS

by Unknowwnonnnne October 31, 2017

goalondo steamer curry

A special chicken curry (gravy dish) made of fresh chicken and basic spices. Muslim boatmen, plying boats along the riverine bengal-assam border of India (when the country was a British colony), used to make this dish. The boatment would take time off to cook a meal for themselves in the middle of the river journey and gradually it became popular with the passengers too.

To my grandfather, simple life was sailing down the river with a plate of rice and steaming goalondo steamer curry.

by uttara March 19, 2008

goalieman

A person (possibly a myth) who is known for making unbelievable saves as a soccer goalie. Often times diving across the net to make a save in the top corner of the net. Has been called "wall" at times in his career. His ability to save almost any shot on goal makes him one of the greatest goalies to ever play soccer. Formally known as Mike Wolfe when he was a kid. Known as a legend in Hartland, Mi. Parents are often called goaliemom and goaliedad because of their son's amazing ability.

1. noun. Did you just see that fantastic save by goalieman?
2. Adj. That was a goalieman-like save!

by Cory Bodziak June 2, 2008

Reaquiring My Life Goals

Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"

Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"

by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010

Goals

When two people we are equally awesome and hot take each other off the market

Natalie and Gavin are 100% goals I ship them hard.

by Natalie Vlazny July 15, 2017