Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022

Gnome

Millions wear the hat

I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)

by Gnome hunter April 28, 2023

Gnoming

The act of taking/stealing random objects from peoples yards (Usually done with friends)

I stole a sandal while gnoming lmfao

by rats r tastey midnight snacks June 20, 2020

Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)

If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.

Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?

by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024

Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021