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German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward
by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016
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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.
by retaregit May 17, 2014
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German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members
I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night
by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German-juice

Cynthia gave Nigerians the german-juice
by vintuary May 26, 2020
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German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.
Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.
by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020
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