by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
by retaregit May 17, 2014

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members
by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
by German Schmear April 21, 2022

by vintuary May 26, 2020

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020
