german backfire

When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.

Dude, last night I got A German backfire in my Jetta.

by Wiiner June 5, 2019

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

German crawler

Taking a crap

Where can I take a German crawler.

by Deutsche March 5, 2017

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.

Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.

by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019

German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019