gamer cheese

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.

"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."

by GamerBartholomew November 19, 2018

Gamer

An epic gamer who will see you on the battle bus

Hey gamers. Epic news. My wife left me and she's taking the kids. Later skaters

by Massive legend 78 December 16, 2018

junior gamer

A little whiny bitch, usually under 13 years old, that plays online games. He usually makes immature jokes like "penis! haha!" and gets really annoying because he pisses you off.

I had to ban the junior gamer from the server cuz he thought weewee was a funny joke.

by rizzuh July 12, 2003

geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.

You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.

by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005

Gamer's Thumb

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.

"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."

by zits24 April 4, 2007

Gamer

An oppressed group by society

"Those gamers have no life"- Society

by QuickBoi October 19, 2018

Gamer

A types of people where 20% of them are children, 90% a virgin, 99% lives in someone else's house, and 100% a pro.

Guy 1:Hey, You. Gamer! Your a looser.

Guy 2:Don't you play fortnite?

Guy 1:...Yes.
Guy 2:Ha! Minecraft is better you Kile!

by WeegeeCool August 24, 2019