gagenda

A list of items to be discussed or accomplished, frequently in a meeting, which cause at least some participants to feel nauseated or to gag at the very thought of discussing them.

" I couldn't figure out why XYZ Corp wanted to visit us, but now that I've seen the gagenda they sent I can't decide whether to call in sick and get all the action items dumped on me in absentia, or suffer through it and try to pawn this stuff off on someone else."

by laardvark January 12, 2010

GameDick

Someone who plays video games almost daily.

Lost in online video game world.
A person who seams, argues, cuss, and at times may throw game controller during online gaming
Someone who is addicted to video games such as PS3 and Xbox360

GameDick: Omg are you serious!? Dude I shot him and didn't get a hit marker and he shoots at me one time and I'm dead!! This is some bullshit!
GameDicks Friend: its just a game
GameDick: No fuck that corner camping son of a bitch!

by Batch January 10, 2013

Gawed

When someone is so drunk, you could mistake them for being high

John: Man, Amy Winehouse was always gawed
Sam: We are terrible people... But true

by Memesaurus and co. October 21, 2017

Gage

A douchelicious shithead

He must be a gage

by TheBuenoking June 8, 2018

Gage

That one kid in class that rages even at kahoot.

"Gage be like, KAh kah kahHH"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Gage Harman

Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.

"Wow, is that Gage Harman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."

by veryaccuratedefinitions July 29, 2019

gaped crusader

When you pretend a cum rag is a cape and then smash someone from behind until they bleed.

Dain is a savage. He took a nasty girl home from the bar and got his gaped crusader on!

by elwaystatus June 23, 2019