changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.

The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss

“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”

by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024