Granny punanny

Things the boys can swear too.

Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.

by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021

Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

Granny Guano

Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.

Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.

by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019

Ass granny

When you fucking a girl and she asks you to do her doggy style and you realize she was wearing butt pads to enhance her flat wrinkly ass!!!
Trav/sabs

I was so drunk last night this ass granny was my only option.

by Trav/Sabrina June 6, 2015

granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.

Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.

by Spectralfired December 20, 2015

UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal

Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf

by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014