Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016

Tit grab Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November and December, guys are allowed to grab a girls boob

“Can’t wait for Tit grab Tuesday!”

by BoyManBoy October 5, 2021

alabama gator grab

when you are banging a girl doggy style and you put your hand in her butt and jerk yourself off while still banging

last night on my girl i did the alabama gator grab

by Nick_munkelwitz August 25, 2008

Ass grab october

This October of this year it’s time to look for some ass and grab dat shit, fat or flat grab everybody ass

Damn she got a lil booty but that mfker look good asl it’s ass grab October so I’m finna go grab dat shit

by Realchicagonigga October 1, 2019

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

grab dick day

On 4/13 Its Grab A Dick Day! (two days after grab butt day)

Hey You Know Tomorrow is Grab Dick Day!

by SnowHD May 24, 2018

Grab tits month

Opposite of grab ass month this is when you can go around for whole month and just grab girls boobs during November

Person 1: have you grabbed anyone’s boobs for grab tits month yet

Person 2: no man how many you gotten so far

Person 1: 3 and they didn’t mind

by I’m the only Jesus October 4, 2019