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Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.
Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!
by Magarito September 27, 2017
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Golden globes

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!
by Mayor lele January 19, 2010
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Pink Glove

Synonymous with a prolapsed anus which is a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
I ate a bunch of peanuts and now I got the pink glove!
by windomearle March 10, 2009
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Gravy-gloves™

A porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.

Squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.
I just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my Gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!
by A Brilliant Man July 15, 2011
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Glovepie

The act of sticking your hand up a particularly large vagina (capable of accepting it), extracting the hand, holding it up and declaring "Hey look, GLOVEPIE!"
Look Margie, you make amazing glovepies!
by SomeKindaJew November 6, 2010
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glove plug

A rubberband placed at the base of a used condom so that its contents do not escape once its is placed in a garbage receptical
Damn, let me put a glove plug on that! Your load is so huge I can't have it getting all over my trashcan!
by clownsholet April 25, 2014
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Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.
Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."
by BroCafe September 23, 2017
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