Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

chunker fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser

Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!

so is brody

by Joseph buttplug August 2, 2007

Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way

That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.

by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009