fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

by Cocksucker99999 April 26, 2018

fuck me hard daddy

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking

Oh my god fuck me hard daddy

by Disnigga09 December 27, 2017

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Fuck me pants

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.

Check it out, she's wearing Fuck Me Pants!

by GWGW June 26, 2016

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 20, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010