frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Frozen tozen

When its so cold outside your toes feel like they're frozen

You know its cold outside when you got frozen tozen

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

Frozen Joshi

When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.

"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"

by FroJo1998 September 7, 2018

Frozen Gelicen

When you put cold water fish in cold water before they adjust the temperature.

No, don’t put that fish in that cold water, it’ll get frozen gelicen

by Cameron Fullard September 10, 2018

Frozen dipper

Usually preformed in artic conditions.

Whilst aroused, one dips in the freezing waters for as long as one can, the dip is the. followed immediately by intercourse on the shore lkne

The holiday to Norway was a huge success, got about three frozen dippers in

by Dr J L Thompson July 20, 2019

frozen peaches

A southern expression used to convey a sense of astonishment/ excitement

Frozen peaches! I dropped my boiled peanuts on Jimmy!

by Bunnyslipper May 8, 2019

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019