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Fred weasley 

Boyfriend of Riley p.
Fred is so tall and súper cute.

But back Off cuz hes mine.

Perfect ginger boy
He Also is really funny

He has An identical twin brother named george. (he kinda cute too)

Its so sad that he did a dedric..

People Will never forget his súper duper sad death Rip my Freddie, love Riley. P
Someone:Fred is so cute
Me:he is mine back off
some1: he is so tall too
Me: hes mine. But yes he is. Im not. Im 5'3
Fred weasley is so funny
Fred weasley by Riley.milana January 7, 2021
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Fred bagel 

Unsuccessful and unrelenting attempts to gain friendship and influence in exchange for tangible and socially desirable accomodations (meals, physical stimulation, stroking, and sexual oriented favors).
1. I know this guy you can call for free tickets. If he doesn't know your really just giving him a Fred bagel, he'll throw in a nice dinner - just pick a restaurant that is really loud so you don't have to hear him talk.
2. I just heard about this Fred bagel from a friend of mine. If you need a place to stay, he'll put you up for as long as you want. My buddy stayed there, and said the "room service" was the best. Afterwards, the Fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. Eventually the Fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. My buddy then called the Fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. Nice!
3. (verb form): Dude, I just threw him a Fred bagel. I had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then I told him to piss-off. Now he thinks we're friends.
Fred bagel by Josh-Mark February 6, 2009

Fred Durst

See the Chicago Speedway lemon incident as metalheads in Chicago call him "Lemon Nuts" as he got nailed in the nuts with a lemon; it's a guess if a Chicago White Sox pitcher is in the audience and threw the lemon. Durst incited a ho yay laced tirade at Chicago radio icon Mancow Muller as MTV.com reported on the 2003 incident as they were on tour with Metallica. MTV Icon ignored all of Metallica's peers and the rest of thrash metal for that matter as they didn't do the Icon right with them. Chicago Sun-Times chronicled Durst slagging on the fans with the taunts "Fucking Pussies" and the crowd "Fuck Fred Durst" as he was pelted with garbage. They know what heavy metal is as they might have a Trouble album in their collection. The "your baseball teams suck" invoked the lemon to the nuts. It's the most high profile projectile nut shot. The website Metal Underground chronicled the lemon projectile incident as it's the joke that the Chicago metal community runs with; as Anthrax came in town and tore shit up in Chicago Heights. He employed some pretty explicit sexual put downs where The Cabbie Homicide writer is a bit funnier with the degrading insults as he applies some of the putdowns to Mary Sangiovanni as a heavy metal band from Chicago took the insult one step further with the crack, "Fuck her and her porn career."
Fred Durst pertaining to Mancow, "I will be fucking Mancow in the ass on your front lawn" as he storms off stage.

The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.
Fred Durst by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Fred 103 

Fred 103 ; is a doxology that reversed time to undo a moment. A subconscious sing along.
Fred 103 starts with "if your names Fred, then your names not Fred", "I'm not Fred", "I'm not Fred". Ending with "there'll be no more left till you 103".

Spooky Stuff
Fred 103 by Bryn Benn April 15, 2020

Fred Flintstone 

Going down on a woman while she is on her period; coming up Fred Flintstone faced.
His face was two-toned like Fred Flintstone after that unfortunate encounter.
Fred Flintstone by Gison April 13, 2010

Fred Sargeant 

A racist pig and a "gender critical" who thinks he was "at Stonewall" despite the fact that J. K. Rowling hadn't even invented "gender critical coming out day" until 2021.
William A. Ferguson is a fascist piece of trash who's planning to spend Pride Month sexually harassing and libeling women. He's such a Fred Sargeant.
Fred Sargeant by Jimmy_rules May 31, 2022