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Flutterfuck

The art of women wearing huge eye lashes to sexual arouse male genitalia.
That woman flutterfucked my dick.
by BRYAN GORSKI May 5, 2018
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Flitter Gitter

Instrument used to get the ladies excited; to woo women with your musical talnets.
by Frypappy February 21, 2011
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Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.
When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."
by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014
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Flattie

A breast cancer survivor that chooses to stay flat and not to have reconstruction
She went to the Flattie’s ball with others that also chose to stay flat and not have anymore surgeries after their double mastectomy
by Lsears July 27, 2020
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Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.
Hey flattard, the Earth is round.
by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021
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Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.
Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.
by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020
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Flatty patty

What you get called when you don’t have enough patty to work at the The crabby patty
Mr crabs: Nah, he is a flatty patty
by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021
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