last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018
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by YEYEYEET May 29, 2019
Get the Flip Flop Phil mug.When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
by BGBRLY December 6, 2019
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“did you see redputationaotd after he didn’t use alex’s fancam.. james’ tweets really flopped after that what a fad flop tank”
by dwvibe October 11, 2020
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