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It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).
It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
by anonymous April 19, 2025
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Chocolate Float

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.
Dalton: Hey, I was with Angela last night..

Cameron: Ooooh really? What'd you two do?

Dalton: We had a Chocolate Float.

Cameron: That must have been boring.
by 1234Banana5678 July 3, 2010
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Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it
"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"
by Marmadue March 31, 2023
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Rootbeer Float

You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect.
My girlfriend said she was tired of double fisting, so i told her about Rootbeer float. We tried it. She said she enjoyed the smell of the fellatio that came to be. After words, i explained to her that the Rootbeer float is when You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect i wanna give her. She is now a he.
by Juan Cena and Chilli Dog February 6, 2025
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Up float

Opposite of down fall
"She is too aggressive. That's her downfall. She has made a lot of enemies." "Maybe being too aggressive is her up float. She has a very successful career."
by jvd4486 February 10, 2010
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Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.
I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.
by kalebgaime September 19, 2017
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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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