a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.
by I know all711 October 16, 2009
Get the Mundelein Fever mug.a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.
GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.
by kool keith March 23, 2004
Get the small man's fever mug.The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010
Get the Bieber Fever mug.:the sickness a person feels from being too high and wanting to "come down" instantly after smoking marijuana
I've gotta come down man, I've got green fever.
I'm about to throw up, I smoked too much and have green fever.
I'm about to throw up, I smoked too much and have green fever.
by JT Harrison December 5, 2012
Get the Green Fever mug.Whites/Blacks who make dating Blacks/Whites into a fetish activity. That is, they're consumed by the mythology behind a person's race (ie virility of Black men, the Black penis, Blacks as more primitive and closer to the mythical Jungle, etc.) than the person him/herself. Many are attracted to such relationships because they perceive them as transgressive and are turned on by that.
Not all Black-White relationships are based on Jungle Fever. However, one may be able to identify relationships that are based on Jungle Fever by analyzing the couple's dating history. For instance, if a White person who lives in an area with few Blacks has only dated Blacks, then it's likely that that person has Jungle Fever.
Generally considered a derogatory term that hints at past colonial relationships between Blacks and Whites, where White colonizers enter, with fascination, the African Jungle in order to learn from and conquer it.
Not all Black-White relationships are based on Jungle Fever. However, one may be able to identify relationships that are based on Jungle Fever by analyzing the couple's dating history. For instance, if a White person who lives in an area with few Blacks has only dated Blacks, then it's likely that that person has Jungle Fever.
Generally considered a derogatory term that hints at past colonial relationships between Blacks and Whites, where White colonizers enter, with fascination, the African Jungle in order to learn from and conquer it.
Watch out for that White girl Angela cause she has major jungle fever. She can't keep her eyes off tha brothers, probably because her daddy won't let her date a brother.
by suburbantrash August 29, 2006
Get the Jungle Fever mug.1) Yellow fever is a disease found in tropical regions and is spread by mosquitoes. Symptoms include: fever, muscle pain, headache, shivers, loss of appetite, and nausea or vomiting. There is no cure for yellow fever, but prevention through a vaccination is possible.
2) When non-Asian guys have a strong preference or fetish for women of Asian descent. These men exclusively date Asian women. They also learn an Asian language and travel to Asian countries, attempting to find a wife. Like the real disease, there is no cure.
2) When non-Asian guys have a strong preference or fetish for women of Asian descent. These men exclusively date Asian women. They also learn an Asian language and travel to Asian countries, attempting to find a wife. Like the real disease, there is no cure.
Boy 1: "I didn't realize she was Asian."
Boy 2: "What? Do you have something against Asians?"
(confused look, followed by a burst of laughter)
Girl 1: "Didn't you know? He has yellow fever."
(very concerned look on Boy 3's face)
When everyone stops laughing at Boy 3, he asks: "Wait... what's yellow fever?"
Boy 2: "Not yellow fever, like, the actual disease. Yellow fever, like, he really likes the Asians."
(lots of laughing... Boy 3 turning red and chuckling with realization)
Boy 3: "But isn't that a real disease? I think I just got vaccinated for that..."
(everyone laughing so hard they're crying...)
Boy 3: "Well, it's a good thing you told me that. I would have seen him in the hall and been like, 'Hey, I heard you had a bad case of yellow fever. Are you ok?' "
Boy 2: "What? Do you have something against Asians?"
(confused look, followed by a burst of laughter)
Girl 1: "Didn't you know? He has yellow fever."
(very concerned look on Boy 3's face)
When everyone stops laughing at Boy 3, he asks: "Wait... what's yellow fever?"
Boy 2: "Not yellow fever, like, the actual disease. Yellow fever, like, he really likes the Asians."
(lots of laughing... Boy 3 turning red and chuckling with realization)
Boy 3: "But isn't that a real disease? I think I just got vaccinated for that..."
(everyone laughing so hard they're crying...)
Boy 3: "Well, it's a good thing you told me that. I would have seen him in the hall and been like, 'Hey, I heard you had a bad case of yellow fever. Are you ok?' "
by CL09 December 29, 2007
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