The guy fucks the girl in her ass cums in it ,the girl shits it the cum back out with extras on a glass table and the felcher comes in sucks it up with a McDonald's straw. He's a cumshot corntitshit sucking through a McDonald's straw kind of felcher.
Daniel became such a felcher gobbling up gooey goodness lips puckered tight around that McDonald's straw tongue molesting the side and ends of it consuming every tasty morsel of semen.
by ArrogantFuckmanwhore February 16, 2024
Get the Felcher mug.When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
Get the Felching Pot roast mug.when you felch someone while they're shitting on the toilet.
(this is a combination of felching and a blumpkin)
(this is a combination of felching and a blumpkin)
by skibidifelchmaxingbomboclat April 9, 2024
Get the felchkin mug.It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
Get the felch fries mug.the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
Get the felch fries or goonlaush mug.when someone is lovesick but they don’t love the person, but are still really into them. if they are constantly thinking of the person they are in a ‘felch state’
by unknown felcher February 16, 2026
Get the felch mug.To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025
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