a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.
by corringey June 10, 2017
Get the fog nockermug. An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.
In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
Get the brain fogmug. by Silvers Nhan July 17, 2021
Get the fog fog!mug. by UrbanKidToucher July 5, 2024
Get the Boodle fogmug. The fog will come on March 27, 2026. The fog isn’t some all powerful supernatural entity, it is reality. The fog is a crack in the fabric of space and time, that consists of horrors so terrifying that it will blind you. You need to board up all windows and doors, especially anything with cracks into the outside world. Electricity in your area may go out, so keep board games and other nob-electrical forms of entertainment, as it can take months for military forces to reach your area. The hallucinations inside the fog can mimic the voices of loved ones, and if any loved ones are consumed by the fog, they are not themselves. They are an entity now, belonging to the fog. They will deform and deform, until they have to crawl on the ground to move. Do not trust anybody who has been outside. Do not trust anybody who has not covered their doors. Do not trust anybody who says anything that is contradicting to this post. Keep yourself safe on March 27, 2026. May God be with you all upon this international crisis.
Person 1: “Hey bro, what’s going on?”
Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”
Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”
Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”
Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”
by TheEndDragon April 12, 2023
Get the The Fogmug. by erdash March 9, 2024
Get the fog runmug. When someone finds their love interest more attractive than before they found love in them. It is a natural phenomenon that happens to just about every human being and, in most cases, isn't realised by the subject.
Gary - Emily looks good with or without make-up.
Bill - No she doesn't, you've just got a case of the Fog of Love.
Bill - No she doesn't, you've just got a case of the Fog of Love.
by Vndct December 22, 2018
Get the Fog of Lovemug.