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Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.
President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”
by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020
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8th Fallschrimajager

A successful German Airborne regiment that gained notoriety in WWII.
British soldier: "Blimey, this here fortress sure is easy to defend ain't it mate?"
British Soldier 2: "Sure is, wait, oh god the 8th Fallschrimajager is here, were chippered now mate!"
by DorimesTheCheems April 8, 2021
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Brandon falls

The historic place where Joe Biden fell from his bike located in Delaware
Hey have you visited Brandon Falls yet?
by Quatsch July 23, 2022
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scroti falls

The act of having three or more ballbags on top of each other whilst liquor is poured down said nutsacks into someone’s mouth lying below.
Ol’ lurchy boy finally conquered scroti falls.
by Kevin Jones January 19, 2023
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Ball's Falls

A town in Ontario, Canada.

Ball’s Falls, Ontario
In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.
I live in Ball's Falls.
by kevindong July 13, 2017
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Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.
by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023
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great falls

the most sickening display of hummers, bmw's, mercedes, escalades, etc. ever contained into one northern virginia town.
Nevertheless, its still better than Mclean.
-Dude, did you see that guys' car?
-Yeah he's from Great Falls.
by Great Falls Barbie April 24, 2004
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