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Flex-Mas

When one shows off - flexes - there christmas gifts within the next week after christmas.
S "shit man nice jacket, shoes, hat"
K "yeh man xmas presents'
S ' ahh standard Flex-mas'
by GPSK December 23, 2009
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flex a grumpy

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.
by agroman2012 October 11, 2011
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flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.
Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.
by hilarioyo September 28, 2013
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Fapex

"Today will be my last fapex before I decide to forget about her!"
by Banterman69 March 4, 2015
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filexican

I will have Filexican babies with Juan
by 1Dtf March 28, 2015
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flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life
HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits
by Dumster March 4, 2017
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flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing
I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.
by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017
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