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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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pushing a false narrative

A phrase created by activist Reena Walker and first used in her group Progressive Black Thinkers on Facebook and then picked up by political writers and producers in the news media that were group members. It means to convey a story that isn't real but to characterize it as if it is by creating a false story behind the situation in order to make it factual, when the history itself never happened.
Donald Trump is pushing a false narrative that the Mueller investigation is a witch hunt created by the Democratic party, even though Mueller is a Republican.

That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.
by keyanswers June 9, 2018
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vas te faire encule

"vas te faire encule"
what does that mean?

it means fuck you, but I just didn't want to offend you
by monkeymonkey2000 April 5, 2015
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False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.
I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!
by K-Pop April 30, 2007
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false start

When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.
Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.
by srta_martin December 15, 2008
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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False Hope

A man who claims to be Bob Hope, but isn't.
-Harry Potter:"Hello, I'm Bob Hope".
-Go away, Potter, you're just a false Hope.
by Kelerab June 3, 2011
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