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ethan

a dumb mf that leads you on and doesn’t do shit for you
dude did you know ethan lead that girl on.
by bringing brandi December 27, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is a fucking cock up
by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019
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Ethan

A person who might look like he doesn't care about anything but deep inside he is sweet and caring

He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...

He's a good friend and you could trust him

He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him
He is Ethan and i fell in love with because of who he is and not because of his looks
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Ethan

ethan is a fucking cunt.
by MEOWTH3297205974 January 28, 2019
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
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Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth
"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
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