English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite

Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas

by N8™️ January 21, 2020

English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.

"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"

by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020

English National No School Day

December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)

English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.

by HM Government Education sect. December 7, 2020

English Class

No questions asked the worst class of a day, 40 minutes of hell.

Oh, fuck we have English class today.

by transgenderacist March 8, 2021

english class

The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.

Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?

by screwenglishclass June 17, 2021

English

White people

English speak tea crumpet soccer

by Bigwillymaster69 January 1, 2022

English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book

Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified

by Chinnage March 7, 2022