god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

The New York Englishman

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

by Moekindo July 9, 2023

English Arm Wrestling

Where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their penises. It is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.

The English Civil War was fought over this very game. This game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer balls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the Nazi's from invading the British mainland during the second world war.

Jonny and Enrique and major fruit bags they practice English Arm Wrestling every nite.

by Jimiiiaskas September 14, 2011

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.

English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011

english malfeasance

Of what this website is guilty

UrbanDictionary.com exemplifies english malfeasance.

by Thrawn January 5, 2004

English grammar

Something that Linux users lack since they all dreamt of compiling the kernel while sleeping through their English classes.

An example of poor English grammar is 1337/leet speech.

by former penguin August 10, 2003

English summer

Supposed to be ironic. English summers typically consist of rain and little sunshine, until 'global warming' changed it. Tradtionally when someone describes weather as 'an English summer' they mean rain when there should be sunshine.

"Pack for an English summer!"
"Out comes the raincoat then..."

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(when raining outside in summer months)
"Typical english summer..."

by brandyboo April 19, 2010