a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018
Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
by munsonbaby October 06, 2023
A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.
John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
by Johnboy1995 April 19, 2018
Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place
2. A system created to run in a grocery store.
3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.
4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.
5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.
6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place
2. A system created to run in a grocery store.
3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.
4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.
5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.
6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
by HollywoodSF March 13, 2012
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 06, 2019