douche knocker

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 3, 2005

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Gateway douchebag

Gateway Douchebag
-noun phrase

1. a vaguely distasteful man who pursues young women, and persuades the women that this behavior is not only acceptable, but desirable in choice of mates.

2. a man whose behavior with woman colors their early perception about dating, usually in the negative.

3. a "Jason Levy"

Jeff: She Annie is 18. Her taste in men hasn’t been established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He’s a gateway douchebag.

-from (NBC Comedy Show) "Community"

by greggieG February 7, 2010

Food Douche

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche

by Jasrags August 20, 2009

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

by Nick February 19, 2004

douchebaggler

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.

Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.

by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

Douche Dispenser

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!

by JeremyParadise September 28, 2009