a kid who wears glasses. Short tempered. Not funny. Brown eyes. brown hair.
by brjoh5787@pender November 4, 2016
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The biggest fuckboy you could ever meet very disrespectful and plays too much. Had a small dick and smells like booty juice.
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“Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.
When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.
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A boy who thinks he's solid
(n.) when u think of a dylan u think of a minter
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Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
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