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A boy who is obsessed with a girl named michelle and would do anything to get her back
"yo dylan has been so depressed lately"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
dylan by dylancarm May 23, 2010
DYLAN IS A RETARD
Dylan by Orgasim February 11, 2017
Dylan is the classic school shooter name, never cross Dylan. If Dylan puts his hand in his pocket run. Do not make fun of or laugh at Dylan, Dylan has no temper.
Dylan was laughing during Columbine.
dylan by Revos September 14, 2017
A guy who, when he reads his definition on Urban Dictionary gains a shit ton of ego and confidence.
Man, I feel just like a Dylan right now
Dylan by insultingpeople November 28, 2019
A Dylan is an amazing guy that you will never forget. He will make you smile and treat you like a princess. Dylans are usually really hot and kind of short, usually have that skater/druggie look. Dylans' can be great boyfriends and best friends too, but beware because they go for a lot of girls and can be real players.
Girl 1: Dylan is suchh a sweet guy!!I can't believe you don't like him!!

Girl 2: Well he such a player...

Girl 1: So what!!?? He's hot as hell!!

Girl 2: Soo true <3
Dylan by itsmehun;) January 1, 2012
This particular guy will be sweet as fuck, he will swoon you in and have you so swept off your feet you would die for him. You will fall in love so hard and so fast. But then he will turn out to be a huge dick with a try dick. He will manipulate your heart not once, but multiple times. He will make you feel bad all the time. He will be very depressive and won't take anyone's advice no matter what. He will continue to complain about his sadness and do nothing for himself. He is suicidal. He will drive you insane emotionally and mentally. Falling out of love with a Dylan is a very hard procedure and takes a long time. He will destroy you.
I love that Dylan, but I hate him too.

"Dylan is such fucklyn."
Dylan by Pizza :) December 5, 2013