similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
Get the drive-by watermelonmug. The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.
Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.
(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)
(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)
by T-Monskies March 11, 2009
Get the drive-by convomug. To knead somebody's crotch with the sole of the foot, as if you were shifting into neutral from drive.
by Biff Slamkovich March 9, 2010
Get the Foot Drivemug. 1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.
2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.
3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.
3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"
2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.
3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"
2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.
3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"
by Downstrike December 1, 2004
Get the hard drivemug. When you park your car in a public place, and project a movie onto a nearby wall using a mobile projector, its called a Guerilla Drive-in
by TheSock August 12, 2004
Get the Guerilla Drive-inmug. 1)One of the greatest movies of all time, which is pretty funny actually, has alot of great scenes and jokes
2)A need to have sex
2)A need to have sex
1)The unrated version of sex drive includes everything from balls to tits
2)Do I really have to explain what the need to have sex is?
Ask any normal teenage boy who has a extremely strong hand.
2)Do I really have to explain what the need to have sex is?
Ask any normal teenage boy who has a extremely strong hand.
by phatkid1221 October 11, 2009
Get the Sex Drivemug. A operation of international vampires that are disguised as doctors who will take all the blood and eventually drink it until they become in a vampire term as drunk
by Matthew, Matt, Dew December 4, 2007
Get the blood drivemug.