drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani

“that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons”

by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017

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Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

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That one abnormally short kid who probably has some sort of undiagnosed disability. He try-hards school but still gets 7/11 on English quizzes, but somehow is in a higher math class then every other kid his age. Also, he has been taking tennis lessons for 8 years and is still ass at the sport, with the excuse of "It's about technique". The only sports-related trophy he has is a "coaches award" for snitching on all the other kids in the lesson, except that there are no other kids and he just needed an ego boost. He spends most of his time in his room or on the couch watching YouTube, and is absolutely atrocious at any videogame despite playing them for multiple years on end. Don't que valorant with him because he will lower the group intelligence by at least 20%.

Person 1: "Bro who tf is that Drew C kid and why is he so ass at tennis???"

Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."

by KeiKenchi July 27, 2022

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drew garabo

Combination of muffled "ewww" and muffled "garble" sounds made by a person giving oral sex to a male when the male passes gas during the act.

As she pushed him deep to the back of her throat, his ass let out a deep grown of musky flatulence. She struggled to say "eww" in disgust, but it came out as "drew garabo" as she simultaneously choked on his manhood while being forced to bask in his moist lingering smell.

by John Senning October 23, 2020

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