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Dreamsexual

A person who is so cringe they ship themself with a MINECRAFT YOUTUBER

Cringe dream stan: mom, dad.. I have something to tell you..
mom: go for it hun!
dad: what's up?
cringe dream stan: i'm dreamsexual UwU IM SO POGGERS!
mom: get out of my house
dad: oh also your adopted, and you were a failed abortion :)

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU ARE A DREAMSEXUAL, IF ONE DREAMSEXUAL COMES IN MY HOUSE I WILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT, AND I WILL DEVELOP DEPRESSION. thank you for reading WHY DREAM STANS ARE CRINGE
im dreamsexual SO POGGERS
by robinisnonbinary July 25, 2022
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Dreamsexual

an asexuality where you only experience attraction in dreams; sognaresexual; yumesexual
Sadly, dream stans made this into their own sexuality of attracted to dream.
Person 1: Hey, I am dreamsexual and proud!
Person 2: ewww dream st-
Person 1: No, not that kind of dreamsexual, I mean I only experience attraction in dreams
Person 2: oh
by ThatFemaleAroace September 3, 2022
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dreamsexual

a genuine sexuality that was ruined by dream stans.

actual dreamsexuality: only experiencing sexual attraction in dreams
fake dreamsexuality: someone who is so obsessed that they believe that they are attracted to minecraft youtuber dream. or, it’s a pathetic excuse for someone who wants to pretend they are gay for an excuse to say slurs.
person: ‘im coming out as dreamsexual! i think dream is really really sexy’
other person: ‘are you serious? stay away from me.’
by fucking slag September 6, 2022
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the people who have no father figure, extreme attention seeking, no family, no friends, having retardism, brain disorder
and have no life other than stanning on a pixelated character whose feet smells like my ass
son : dad i think i am dreamsexual
dad : come with me son, while u buy some groceries i will buy some milk as well, lets go by the evening
by ceo at white foundation September 15, 2022
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Teens who cant get a grip of life and pull no bitches so they seek parasocial attention.
Lila- dad, im dreamsexual. -Dad- I should have aborted your ass.
by wefgds September 17, 2022
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Someone that is the definition of a social reject, and a failed abortion, that made their crush into a sexuality.
Dream Stan: “I’m a proud Dreamsexual!”
Father: “And I’m proud to announce you’re a failed abortion!”
Mother: “I think you need to go to a mental hospital.”
by ssparks September 24, 2022
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Dreamsexual

A other word for saying that you are adopted
Son: Dad, I am dreamsexual!

Dad: Yes son, you are adopted
by Xctian September 28, 2022
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