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Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009
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dooping

Dooping is when you think you got a booger, but you're really just shifting it all over your face.
"Dude, it's on your right cheek now. You just keep dooping it all over your face"!
by Frogish Jen March 11, 2011
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[docking] sauce

the final stage ,product and end result of performing the act of docking. Generally shared through urethral exchange and can then be consumed orally

see docking

also can be the product of double docking
Lets get together and make some docking sauce

I love the taste of our dock sauce
by theonedatgotaway August 25, 2011
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Dry Docking

Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).
"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"
by Da-Rel August 6, 2013
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Boon docking

Taking your partner out to the boonies an put your penis in their butt
We went to the country last night an did a lil boon docking
by Fagatha82 October 7, 2019
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dookington

When something sucks or is bad
Craig: there’s no more cereal

Tom: THIS IS ABSOLUTE DOOKINGTON
by Leaping lizard balls November 29, 2021
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Dorkingly

those glasses look so dorkingly cute cute on you.
by Jadednerdgirl December 3, 2004
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