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jersey upper decker

Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
by berserkers rule February 5, 2010
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Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
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Doeke

Enthusiastic person sadly lacking comprehension of everyday life. In a life scarred by misfortune he finds the will to continue without losing his good cheer.
That bitch totally dumped him, but he sure is Doeke about it!

Man, I don't know, I'm lacking me some Doeke today.
by Niaaaak February 5, 2010
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Deckerville

The small and worthless town, that will soon be in the shits because no one there wants to make advancements in life and use new technology. but rather keep it as a shitty little farming town.
You know, every small town that is stubborn is gonna end up like Deckerville.
by MESALONA February 21, 2009
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dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.
where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.
by Pabs November 28, 2004
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Space Docked

When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina.
Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!

Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls.

Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth.
by Harzz June 5, 2012
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A girl who wears extensive dental devices, which usually consist of Braces, Head gear and retainers.
Dont let Suzy give you blow job, they dont call her black and decker pecker wrecker for nothing.
by Luigi Bing August 17, 2004
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