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by Mark Potter July 17, 2003
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Dodge the Fumble

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
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Dodeccing

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.
e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.
by Mr. CheeryO February 23, 2011
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dodbobs

ahahah, they are doing the milk challenge. they are such dodbobs.
by ilovethedodbobs August 4, 2012
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Dodhy

Dodhy is a very fun loving guy, although he is misunderstood he never let's others see his pain cause he hides it behind a smile that he wears proudly. Dodhy is Funny, talented, smart and loves to try new things. Being friends with Dodhy is wonderful, even when he knows he is annoying you there is no getting mad at this guy.
Dad: How was your day today?
Daughter: At first I was having a bad day and then Dodhy turned my frown upside down.
by the dead walking February 28, 2015
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dodge

Guy 1: u like dodge.
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1 Dodge stands for dick on dick gay entertainment.
by dominic200200 October 6, 2016
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dodecaretard

One who is 12 times below the capacity of a fucktard, approximately 7 degrees of stupidity below your average quintard.
Wooow! Did you see that reply-all from Bill last night? How is that dodecaretard still employed here?! How?!
by Winux Nomacs February 9, 2017
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