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Disco_Dan

1. Consumer of "* Ramen"
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer
It's the first of month, I'm going to Aldi's to get some ramen.

One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.

Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.

Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"

Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."
by DJ Inside February 17, 2004
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disco doula

A woman who assists another woman on the dance floor during a K-hole experience and also after she's vomited from consuming too much alcohol. An experienced disco doula can not only continue partying and keep her friend from being thrown out of a club, but also find a way to keep said friend partying once she's climbed out of said K-hole.
Oh, man without my disco doula at the ready I'd have never been able to keep up with Modeselektor at Decibel fest this year. Thank you disco doula!!!
by theanoeticist October 4, 2010
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Disco Lines

The purposeful ingestion of cocaine (Schedule II) and Molly (Schedule I) through the nasal cavity; typically with a rolled dollar bill. Instills a "kickass" psychoactive hallucinogenic effect on the mind.
"Yo bro let's go rail some disco lines in the bathroom of the local 7-11"
by FratKrish January 30, 2019
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dead disco

A really amazingly, catchy song from the Indie/pop band Metric. (:
Dead disco
Dead funk
Dead rock and roll
Remodel
Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la
by Arthur! June 20, 2006
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disco nap

a nap taken afternoon/evening when have either not had enough sleep the night before or expecting a v. late one...

been proven that 45mins to an hour is the optimal amount but as little as 20mins is still helpful if very tired.

more than 1hr 15 and you go into a deeper sleep and are likely to feel drowsy for a long time after you wake up.

tip: take a korean ginseng energy tablet right before your nap and it'll be kicking in as you wake up :)
"last night was heavy i only got 2 hours sleep"
"what so you not coming out tonight anymore?"
"yeh i'm fine all i need is a disco nap and i'll be back on form!"
by lizzy697 December 25, 2008
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Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
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discomboobulationisimistic

discomboobulationisimistic is when you go out and smoke weed, or pop pills, etc.
by CDHarwood May 27, 2008
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