A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.
"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
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Bro my pockets bleedin! Time to use the Dirty Kov!
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Ayoo BInk! After that Dirty Kov, I'm Loki chillin on rubles!
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I walked in on Jack ripping a Dirty Richmond off Diane last night. The cloud was so big it fogged up the entire room!
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Get the dirty bob mug.The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
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