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divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.
"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."
by FuBug November 2, 2017
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Dad Fart

A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.

The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
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good dad

A good dad is someone who looks after there children and when they are promised something they do it and they are always there if they need you
A good dad is a MAN who is always there
by Luren wagstaff April 19, 2018
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Bill-dad

A stepdad, particularly a dickish stepdad.

Etymology: In the 1993 film The Sandlot, Scotty Smalls can't decide if he's supposed to call Denis Leary (who masterfully plays the dickish stepdad) Bill or Dad.
Hey your Bill-dad is a creepy asshole...
by fahkyoo April 19, 2016
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White-Dad

(verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.
My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.
by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017
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dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad
Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals
by Quan October 10, 2016
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oliver's dad

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad
by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019
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