doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

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Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024

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Doo Doo Nuts

A slang for a homosexuals testicles

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.

by Dankdicker January 30, 2018

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doo doo stain crip

a member apart of the gang "crips" but more unique this crips will walk around with doo doo streaks in there underwear and are enemies with the cum stain bloods.

you see that doo doo stain crips we finna run up on his ass on behalf of cum stain bloods

by loliolololz November 26, 2023

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