ding ding

the act of receiving a first class, well lubricated hand job from a chinese masseuse in an upscale massage parlor. Pay no more than 20 extra dollars on the price of the original massage.

I needed to relax, so I got a ding ding during my lunch break.

by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

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Ding dong

Ding dong usually means that someone is calling you stupid or and idiot

Ashley you are a ding dong

by Dolphins May 22, 2015

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Dingbat

Originated from dingo and bat merged together

Used to describe:

A stupid person

Or Tony and Joseph

Oi mate your such a fuckin dingbat

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

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kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

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After seeing an extremely attractive young man/woman the word Ding-Dong is exclaimed along with a long and exaggerated "Oh" sound.

Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo

(hot guy walks past)
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"

Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"

Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!

by QuaggaQuimps October 28, 2010

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