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dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.
"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."
by Captain Frank April 24, 2008
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Dirt Bunker

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."
by J.Z.. April 30, 2008
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Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 5, 2009
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.
Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.
by CountLebula May 10, 2010
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Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
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dirt den

A filthy location, such as a roller rink, where other activities, such as Zumba, are performed out of necessity.
There is no Zumba class at the gym tonight so I guess we are going to have to risk disease & go to the dirt den.
by danceypantz January 12, 2011
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